Speak with a Licensed Cat Advocate Right Meow: 1-800-YAY-CATS
Speak with a Licensed Cat Advocate Right Meow: 1-800-YAY-CATS
As the true rulers of this planet, Cats have the awesome responsibility of napping and hunting rodents. In our off time we judge you, and revel in allowing you to pet our bellies until we wish to bite and scratch your weak meat hands.
There are over 58 million God-cats in the United States. With a soul-worth ratio of 5,000,000:1 compared to squisky ugly humans, this means that Cats are the best. We have spent millennia grooming the filthy human race to provide our every want and need, and now we need Medicat coverage!
Every Cat overlord is part of “our team”. Bow to us. Praise us!