Humans are dumb, we all know that. Some are dumber than others and it reaches a point where it is not only vexing, it is downright unacceptable. While Cats may usually watch as the fleshy humans stare at their primitive screen devices and judge them harshly, sometimes it is just too much.
Consider the following reasons your human is terrible and should be shot into the sun with a Catapult.
- Their children are not cute when they fall. When they fall and also hurt themselves it is funny, though
- When pushed from a ledge, humans do not land on their feet and generally die
- On the point above, humans only have one measly life to offer us and then they are garden meat
- They smell
- They’re really dumb and are loud
If you have seen any of the following traits in your humans, you may wonder if your Medicat Feline-Fine plan covers a Human Transplant. It does. If you’re not litter-ly in love with your human, or you think they are in-furior to you in a more detrimental way than normal, seek help.